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kindly-whisper-norbury:

Soon, Tumblr as we know it will change… but before that happens, I just want to say…

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Thanks for the mammaries

For the memes that wouldn’t quit

For agreeing to say “I like your shoelaces” if we ever met

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Thanks for the bad puns

For the emotional support

And for opening our eyes to things we’d never seen before

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Thanks for incorrect quotes

For the Mishapocolalypse

For all the OTPs that never quite became canon ships

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Thanks for “the signs as” lists

For the fanmixes and fanfic

And for how a certain imagine could make us squee or squick

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Thanks for AO3 feeds

For aesthetics and moodboards

For how “what is air?” worked when we were lost for words

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Thanks for the headcanons

For shoving breadsticks in your purse

And how we never can forget the phrase “take me to snurch”

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Thanks for the recipes

For how text posts derailed

For gushing about NaNoWriMo even harder when we failed

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Thanks for SuprWhoLock

For cross stitch, knitting, and crochet

And for how Obama dropping the mic meant there was nothing more to say

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Thanks for stories in the tags

For smudged writing on your hand

And for how 3AM drunk posts got many more reblogs than planned

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Thanks for “beeves” and “snoteleks”

For warning that spoilers lay ahead

For how we’d whisper “just one more post”, but never go to bed

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Thanks for arrows to the knee

For letting us obsess

And for when we agreed to disagree on the color of that dress

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Thank you for the Science Side

For spoopy Halloween

For Canada, Australia, and for every place between

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Thanks for “okay, that sounds fake”

For so much lovely art

And for the way a well-made gifset can truly break a heart

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Thanks for the cute animal posts

For the cauliflower grandad

For the way that Denny’s posts made us think that they’d gone mad

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Thanks for “follow forevers”

For every eccentricity and quirk

And for what different people thought of as “not safe for work”

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Thanks for procrastination

For the celebrities we’d roast

For the loyal mutuals who reblogged every post

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Thanks for hiatus therapy

For “trying to find them in a crowd”

And for letting us tell the world the things we’d never say aloud

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So I said “thanks for the mammaries”

But what I really meant to say

Was thanks for all the memories that we’ve made along the way

Hey guys! I’ll be logging of in about two hours to be part of this protest! I’ll come back the days after tomorrow! Meanwhile I’ll be working on a meta question I’ve gotten in my ask, so if you want to ask any questions, about Star Wars or any other thing you’d like, please do and I’ll be working on them while I’m logged off!

If this site goes to hell, I just want to say thank you to all of you for being so kind and for accepting me as part of this small Tumblr family. I’m very thankful for all the amazing people I’ve met here, and this site has really changed my life and made me feel accepted. I wouldn’t have been able to even accept that I am bisexual if it wasn’t from all the support I got here so thank you all for that!

I love you all, los amo a todos!!! I hope to see you soon ❤️

wasabi-potion:

gaylibertariansc:

shadows-ember:

thedisgruntleddoc:

In response to some fucking retarded shit on facebook..

BULLSHIT!!

95% OF THIS IS MYTH!!

PISSING SHITTING OR VOMITING ON AN ABDUCTOR WILL PISS THEM OFF AND WILL GET YOU INJURED IN RETURN!

IT TAKES MORE THAN 5 LBS OF FORCE TO BREAK A FOOT! IT TAKES ROUGHLY 500LBS OF FORCE!

WHILE THERE IS 1(ONE) BONE IN THE NOSE THE REST IS CARTILAGE AND A “BROKEN NOSE” IS JUST DAMAGED SOFT TISSUE, YOU CAN NOT KILL SOMEONE BY ‘JAMMING’ THEIR NOSE. IF YOUR GOING TO ATTACK THEIR FACE PR0ESS YOUR THUMBS INTO THEIR EYES!!!! THAT WILL STOP THEM. DO NOT JAB YOUR THUMBS IN YOU RISK BREAKING YOUR THUMBS. PRESS THEM IN LIKE YOUR TRYING TO PEAL AN ORANGE!! ALL THE WHILE SCREAMING FOR HELP!

SCREAM RAPE! SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN AND FIGHT!

BIGHT THEM, IT WILL ALWAYS GET INFECTED AND THEY WILL HAVE TO SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY BITE OFF THEIR FINGERS!!

DON’T GO FOR THE GROIN IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE IN THE MOVIES OR WHEN YOUR FUCKING AROUND WITH YOUR FRIENDS. USE WHAT EVER YOU CAN GRAB TO EITHER STAB OR CUT OR HIT THEM WITH.

GO ON THE OFFENSIVE AND KEEP SCREAMING!

THE ONLY GOOD ADVICE IN THE ENTIRE ORIGINAL POST IS TO TRY TO HYPER EXTEND THEIR KNEE AND TO YELL.

The second post is the only real advice.  Shorter though?

Shoot the fucker.

Gun, mace, take a knife and jam it into their neck (or any sharp object, or sharp-ish at least, will do).

If you’re going to attack someone like that without the intention of killing, go for the legs. You’ll have little to no risk of being chased down if they’re not even able to run

actuallycisphobic:

transgooglesearches:

Articles I can use against truscum

I have got your back. Here are those damn sources

There is not enough difference in male or female brains to tell them apart

A gender-neutral pronouns other that they/them has existed since 1858, thon 

There are more than 2 genders (tons of sources in the description that if i tried to write them all here i would die of age)

“””Transtrenders””” aren’t actually transitioning and then regretting: 1  2  3 4  5 

Biological binary sex isn’t a thing: 1 2 3 4

in the wikipedia page for social construct of gender category sex and sex category the sources are 7 27 28 

He indeed is

Being trans is not a mental illness/ you don’t need dysphoria to be trans: 1  2  3  4 5 6 7 (this one is massive)  8 (also if you want a living example of a cis person with dysphoria search godflex here on tumblr, careful it’s nsfw)

From here

This might be updated in the future