Soon, Tumblr as we know it will change… but before that happens, I just want to say…
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Thanks for the mammaries
For the memes that wouldn’t quit
For agreeing to say “I like your shoelaces” if we ever met
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Thanks for the bad puns
For the emotional support
And for opening our eyes to things we’d never seen before
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Thanks for incorrect quotes
For the Mishapocolalypse
For all the OTPs that never quite became canon ships
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Thanks for “the signs as” lists
For the fanmixes and fanfic
And for how a certain imagine could make us squee or squick
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Thanks for AO3 feeds
For aesthetics and moodboards
For how “what is air?” worked when we were lost for words
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Thanks for the headcanons
For shoving breadsticks in your purse
And how we never can forget the phrase “take me to snurch”
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Thanks for the recipes
For how text posts derailed
For gushing about NaNoWriMo even harder when we failed
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Thanks for SuprWhoLock
For cross stitch, knitting, and crochet
And for how Obama dropping the mic meant there was nothing more to say
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Thanks for stories in the tags
For smudged writing on your hand
And for how 3AM drunk posts got many more reblogs than planned
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Thanks for “beeves” and “snoteleks”
For warning that spoilers lay ahead
For how we’d whisper “just one more post”, but never go to bed
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Thanks for arrows to the knee
For letting us obsess
And for when we agreed to disagree on the color of that dress
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Thank you for the Science Side
For spoopy Halloween
For Canada, Australia, and for every place between
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Thanks for “okay, that sounds fake”
For so much lovely art
And for the way a well-made gifset can truly break a heart
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Thanks for the cute animal posts
For the cauliflower grandad
For the way that Denny’s posts made us think that they’d gone mad
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Thanks for “follow forevers”
For every eccentricity and quirk
And for what different people thought of as “not safe for work”
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Thanks for procrastination
For the celebrities we’d roast
For the loyal mutuals who reblogged every post
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Thanks for hiatus therapy
For “trying to find them in a crowd”
And for letting us tell the world the things we’d never say aloud
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So I said “thanks for the mammaries”
But what I really meant to say
Was thanks for all the memories that we’ve made along the way