wasabi-potion:

gaylibertariansc:

shadows-ember:

thedisgruntleddoc:

In response to some fucking retarded shit on facebook..

BULLSHIT!!

95% OF THIS IS MYTH!!

PISSING SHITTING OR VOMITING ON AN ABDUCTOR WILL PISS THEM OFF AND WILL GET YOU INJURED IN RETURN!

IT TAKES MORE THAN 5 LBS OF FORCE TO BREAK A FOOT! IT TAKES ROUGHLY 500LBS OF FORCE!

WHILE THERE IS 1(ONE) BONE IN THE NOSE THE REST IS CARTILAGE AND A “BROKEN NOSE” IS JUST DAMAGED SOFT TISSUE, YOU CAN NOT KILL SOMEONE BY ‘JAMMING’ THEIR NOSE. IF YOUR GOING TO ATTACK THEIR FACE PR0ESS YOUR THUMBS INTO THEIR EYES!!!! THAT WILL STOP THEM. DO NOT JAB YOUR THUMBS IN YOU RISK BREAKING YOUR THUMBS. PRESS THEM IN LIKE YOUR TRYING TO PEAL AN ORANGE!! ALL THE WHILE SCREAMING FOR HELP!

SCREAM RAPE! SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN AND FIGHT!

BIGHT THEM, IT WILL ALWAYS GET INFECTED AND THEY WILL HAVE TO SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY BITE OFF THEIR FINGERS!!

DON’T GO FOR THE GROIN IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE IN THE MOVIES OR WHEN YOUR FUCKING AROUND WITH YOUR FRIENDS. USE WHAT EVER YOU CAN GRAB TO EITHER STAB OR CUT OR HIT THEM WITH.

GO ON THE OFFENSIVE AND KEEP SCREAMING!

THE ONLY GOOD ADVICE IN THE ENTIRE ORIGINAL POST IS TO TRY TO HYPER EXTEND THEIR KNEE AND TO YELL.

The second post is the only real advice.  Shorter though?

Shoot the fucker.

Gun, mace, take a knife and jam it into their neck (or any sharp object, or sharp-ish at least, will do).

If you’re going to attack someone like that without the intention of killing, go for the legs. You’ll have little to no risk of being chased down if they’re not even able to run