micyclethearcangle:

the revenge of the sith novelization is such a fucking mess and i love it so so much for the scenes like 

•  cody grinning at obi-wan and obi-wan stammering and blushing
•  anakin cutting off dooku’s head is described as the lightsabers being like scissors, with the word ‘snip.’ being the onomatopoeia
•  the scene where anakin walks into kit fisto’s decapitated head sitting on palpatine’s desk and describes it as smiling and wonders if he finds death amusing
• obi-wan waking up from being unconscious and placing himself by identifying anakin’s butt
• the one scene where clones are disguised as jedi 
• in that same scene, obi-wan and yoda are disguised as an old man (obi-wan) and a baby (yoda), and one of the clones describes yoda as the ugliest baby he’s ever seen
• cody gets order 66 and his reaction is just to sigh and ‘mutter glumly’: couldn’t they have given the order before i gave back the lightsaber
• obi-wan asks bail organa to sit on his lap
• palpatine tells anakin that obi-wan has been seen leaving a senator’s quarters early in the mornings and anakin immediately assumes obi-wan is fucking a dude