Where can I get this book???

micyclethearcangle:

the revenge of the sith novelization is such a fucking mess and i love it so so much for the scenes like

cody grinning at obi-wan and obi-wan stammering and blushing

anakin cutting off dooku’s head is described as the lightsabers being like scissors, with the word ‘snip.’ being the onomatopoeia

the scene where anakin walks into kit fisto’s decapitated head sitting on palpatine’s desk and describes it as smiling and wonders if he finds death amusing

obi-wan waking up from being unconscious and placing himself by identifying anakin’s butt

the one scene where clones are disguised as jedi

in that same scene, obi-wan and yoda are disguised as an old man (obi-wan) and a baby (yoda), and one of the clones describes yoda as the ugliest baby he’s ever seen

cody gets order 66 and his reaction is just to sigh and ‘mutter glumly’: couldn’t they have given the order before i gave back the lightsaber

obi-wan asks bail organa to sit on his lap

palpatine tells anakin that obi-wan has been seen leaving a senator’s quarters early in the mornings and anakin immediately assumes obi-wan is fucking a dude