wolveria:

It is canon that Fives is a terrible liar; he can’t lie his way out of a paperbag

Everyone knows it, including Hardcase who steps forward when he sees Fives about to open his mouth

Hardcase on the other hand is a silver-tongued lie-smith, Fives is like “bro even I believe you”

Even when all he has to say is “yes, sir, that’s how it happened” Fives sucks, badly

Bonus: Rex’s Are-You-Shitting-Me face he reserves for these special moments with Fives