
So the new Spiderman is pretty great
trooper: *looks warily for assassin droid*
r2d2: *hides in the darkness and scares him*
r2d2: *laughs in binary*
trooper: *sighs* droids
apollo is the god of bi disasters
It is canon that Fives is a terrible liar; he can’t lie his way out of a paperbag
Everyone knows it, including Hardcase who steps forward when he sees Fives about to open his mouth
Hardcase on the other hand is a silver-tongued lie-smith, Fives is like “bro even I believe you”
Even when all he has to say is “yes, sir, that’s how it happened” Fives sucks, badly
Bonus: Rex’s Are-You-Shitting-Me face he reserves for these special moments with Fives