itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

What if Peter Parker’s Last Resort weapon was like. Biting.

Like he has to sort of consciously think about producing the venom from his fuckin. Mouth or whatever and it hurts so he doesn’t like to do it a lot but I mean. Sometimes….. needs must u know. World’s a dangerous place. Gotta have a contingency plan for everything.

Tony: We’re trapped… doomed…. no more tricks up our sleeves…

Peter: I mean. Like. I guess uh. I could. could vore them to death if u want

Tony:

Peter: 

Tony: Wh-

cyanwars:

flyboyskywalker:

flyboyskywalker:

flyboyskywalker:

thank you tv tropes for the best headcanon in the star wars universe

taun we: the jango fett genetic profile is almost perfect for our client’s specifications… except for…

lama su: except for what?

*they both watch as jango walks straight into a doorway and tries to play it off like it didn’t happen*

this is why all the doors are so big wherever the republic goes. their entire army of ethics violations are genetically inclined to be really clumsy

Definitely genetic.