
Sometimes, Obi-wan just gets tired of Anakin’s whining

Sometimes, Obi-wan gets tired of Anakin’s whining part 2
It wasn’t the about
the hybrids. I went looking for info on them and ended up finding what can only
be described as one of the most blatantly racist and sexist characters in Star Wars. It’s horrifying to read but at the same time it’s so very realistic. It’s a story
about aliens in space but the rationalization behind the racism and sexism is
very human.It’s a short story by
Barbara Hambly called Nightlily The Lovers’ Tale. To avoid spoilers I won’t get
into plot details, okay? The main character is Gotal called Feltipern Trevagg,
a tax collector from Mos Eisley during the Empire years.When a female Modbrek
and her two daughters go to him to ask for help to avoid going without water
and subsequently losing their home, this is his reaction:The Modbrek female’s distress irritated him.
Coming from another of his own species—another Gotal—it might have evoked pity,
though Trevagg had been less ready than many of his compatriots to yield to
emanations of wretchedness and fear. But Modbreks were in Trevagg’s opinion
only semisentient, wispy
ephemeral beings, hairless as slugs save for the grotesque masses of blue mane
that streamed from their undeveloped heads, with huge eyes, and tiny noses and
mouths in pointy pale faces.He nudged a
toggle on the control board of his desk. A human deputy in a rumpled uniform
came in and showed the three females out. Trevagg could sense the man’s pity
for them, and also, much to Trevagg’s
disgust, the fact that the human found the insubstantial creatures physically
attractive, even sexually interesting.Later he meets a female called Nightlily and
is immediately attracted to her. YET…here’s what he thinks of her:Of course
they couldn’t really be cones, thought Trevagg the next moment. She was no Gotal, but someone of the
dull-minded and insentient lesser races … But the imitation was perfect,
and it was enough. He wanted her. He wanted her badly.He took her
hand in his, loving the satin texture, the smooth eroticism of the way the
knots on its back tightened and swelled at his touch. “Don’t you understand
what I feel for you? What I felt for you the moment I entered the office, the
moment I heard your voice?” The moment I
sensed in you the ultimate prey, the most beautiful of conquests to be
vanquished?He wasn’t
sure exactly what inner vibrations he should transmit to convince her of his
overwhelming desire for her—she
obviously didn’t have the civilized sensitivity of a Gotal, maybe couldn’t
pick up anything at all and was operating entirely at the face value of his
words. Judging by her conversation, she
was either barely sentient or truly stupid, and in any case, Trevagg had very
little interest in females’ thoughts or desires.Besides,
once he’d had her he certainly didn’t want her hanging around under the
impression that he was actually going to go through with marrying a semisentient alien bimbo, wondrous
though she might be between the sheets.The fact
that she couldn’t even detect him in a lie—that she didn’t have that much
sensitivity to the vibrations of his mind—only redoubled his contempt for her. So desirable—so innocent—so stupid … No wonder they don’t let virgins
travel off her planet. She’d told him that, too. They’d never make it home. Not
as virgins, anyway.
They would
be given a choice: renounce their “dark ways” and return to the fold or be
considered lost. If someone was considered beyond “salvation” they would either
be exiled or killed.“As Jedi learn more about the Force, it is not unusual for them to form their own theories about how and why it works. They question how, if the Force creates and sustains life, it can have a dark side. Some arrive at the conclusion that the Force is not divided into dark and light, that its energy is inherently positive, and that there is no “dark side” waiting to corrupt them. Time and again, this conclusion has been proved erroneous, and the Jedi who felt compelled to test the limits of the Force rarely perceived the dangers of their explorations. As they approached the brink of the dark side, some were rescued by other Jedi or came back willingly when they saw the error of their ways. Those who refused to renounce their mistaken beliefs were either exiled to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, or destroyed.”
[Ryder’s Windham’s Jedi vs. Sith: The
Essential Guide to the Force]
If exiled they would
probably end up in a prison like the Citadel. But, considering how the PT-era
jedi dealt with dark side users, they would most likely end up dead. Walking a way from the
other was only allowed when the person was not a dark side user. If you went
dark side, living peaceful away from the Order was not an option because the
order would consider them a potential threat to the galaxy. You would either
end up dead, arrested or on the run.
Yes, Jedi can go for a
long time without sleep, food or rest. Most of them can push themselves beyond
the normal limits of the human body but to go without sleep or food for a
really long period (years) was something most Jedi could not achieve.[Obi-wan] drew himself
into an alert meditative state. For the last couple of years, Obi-Wan had tried to cut down on his need
to sleep. While all of the Jedi he knew slept, he had heard that some did not.
He was certain that meditative alertness performed all the functions of sleep,
and would give him time to examine his own thoughts at their deepest levels, to
maintain vigilance. [Greg Bear. Rogue Planet][Anakin] started
crawling again, once more ignoring the hot, quivering protests of strained
muscle and sinew. Refusing to acknowledge his dry mouth and throat, the
headache behind his eyes, the voracious rumbling in his gut. The Force would sustain him a little while
yet. [Karen Miller. Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth]How many days ago had that been? [Anakin]
couldn’t remember. Not many. When you don’t sleep, days smear together into a
haze of fatigue so deep it becomes a physical pain. The Force could keep him
upright, keep him moving, keep him thinking, but it could not give him rest. Not that he wanted rest. Rest might
bring sleep. What sleep might bring, he could not bear to know. [Matthew
Stover. Revenge of the Sith]But this force ability
was not without consequences:To his great relief,
Obi-Wan managed a faint chuckle. “No. It’s all right. Truth be told, I’m
hungry, too. It’s unfortunate but it can’t be helped. We’ll manage.” Of course they would. They’d manage by
drawing on the Force to fuel them. Which it would, but at a steep cost to their
overstretched bodies. And when the inevitable crash came afterward it was going
to be messy. “I can cope with the burnout,” Anakin said. “But what about
you?” [Karen Miller. Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth]The war made them push
themselves more than usual so we could say most Jedi were sleep-deprived and
eating poorly during that time. but they manage to keep their strength up by
using the Force. In Anakin’s case, this is particularly true as he lost weight
and, by his own admission, hadn’t slept properly in years.[Anakin] was badly
distracted and full of unease. His
dearly familiar Jedi tunic looked just a little too loose on him, as though
he’d recently lost some weight. The war’s wearing him down. He takes it so
personally. He wants to fix everything that’s broken. He thinks that’s his job.
[Karen Miller. Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth]“I—no. No, I’m all
right.” Anakin sank gratefully into a dangerously comfortable chair. “I’m
just—a little tired, that’s all.” “Not sleeping well?” “No.” Anakin offered an
exhausted chuckle. “I haven’t been
sleeping well for a few years, now.” [Matthew Stover. Revenge of the Sith]PS: Despite using the
force to sustain himself, Anakin didn’t enjoy going hungry for a very particular
reason.If he said hungry,
Obi-Wan would throw something at him. But he was. [Anakin] was ravenous. And he hated, hated, feeling hungry. The sensation
stirred too many memories. Distracted him with the past when he needed his mind
on the present. [Karen Miller. Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth]
It would be
terrifying. I mean, considering all the damage Yoda caused when he was being
good can you even imagine how much damage he would inflict on the galaxy when
he was actively trying to fuck shit up? He would wreck the galaxy worse than
Palpatine LOLSeriously,
it’s hard to imagine how much worse he could make things when he already (unintentionally)
made things pretty bad in canon. Also, it’s hard to imagine what would make
someone as detached as Yoda to forsake everything and change sides.
Send Me a Headcanon and I’ll Tell What OC I Associate It With
- Light sleeper
- Has non stop puns
- Will cut you if you hurt their loved ones
- Has a dysfunctional family
- Likes rock music
- Will give you the middle finger
- Is a sweet angel
- Can kill you with a pencil
- Looks sweet but will murder you in cold blood
- Looks like they will murder you but is a sweetheart
- Will eat everything if they could
- Wants to run away from everything
- Knows random facts about everything
- Owns a motorcycle
- Is book smart
- Is naïve
- Would steal a penguin from the zoo
- Has very exaggerated facial expressions
- Likes Harry Potter
- To solve other peoples problems, they say to murder the problem
- Is a nervous wreck
- Likes dragons
- Will laugh as they kill you
- Would bake a cake for a friend who is sad
- Is the comforting one
- Acts like they don’t care, but do
- Loves children
- Gets lost easily
- Likes to work out
- Will sends meme in the group chat
- Knows every song ever
- Likes socks
- Can’t sleep without something special
- Has a sweet tooth
- Has amazing hair

why’s ezra so concerned tho what did she say
“When I was your age I’ve built a weapon capable of burning all my enemies into nothing but ash. If you touch my diary again I will mixed their ashes into your morning glass of blue milk. Maybe I already did and you’ll never even know..”