don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”
hey everyone, proud to announce i’ve won the oscar for “comedic performance on a tumblr post receiving the most incomprehensible backlash” and i have never felt so loved. all my hard work has led up to this.
i’d like to thank the academy and the thousands of people who’ve helped me reach this point by leaving commentary such as “this is the flagrant oppression of straight people,” “no wonder no one respects queers,” and “can i come if i’m bi or is it only gay people?” on a satirical description of a fictional event that will never happen.
you are all so important to me, never stop being yourselves… and that’s my time! thank you again! (i exit the stage to raucous applause)
If you use the phrase “I assumed…”, you’ll be viewed as having hastily jumped to a conclusion based on insufficient evidence.
If you use the phrase “My understanding was…”, people will merely
think you misunderstood something, and will be far kinder to you (and in
instances where what you misunderstood was something they said, they
will often apologize, or fault themselves for not being more explicit).
This is especially useful in a professional/workplace environment.
Telling your supervisor you “assumed” something typically results in a
reprimand; saying “My understanding was…” will instead be attributed
to a miscommunication, or a lack of clarity in their original
instructions.
I starting using this and it has avoided so many arguments 🙌🏾
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr
space travel it was supposed to be space travel it was supposed to
space travel it was
supposed to be space travel
it was supposed to
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
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honestly tho these 13/14/15 yr olds on here who animate their own shit and practice color theory and constantly churn out art really fill my dead aching heart with hope for the future. y’all are super fucking talented and i’m so proud of you motherfuckers. keep up the good work.
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