Peter Parker when he’s with Tony: *science talk, engineering, intellectual debates and shared projects in Tony’s lab*
Peter Parker when he’s with Thor: lol punch me in the face as hard as u can and if u manage to put me in a coma I’ll let u wear my suit for a week. Do it coward. Fuckign swing at me. Do it.
Tony, having witnessed this happening on multiple occasions:
“Peter for the last fucking time just because you’re strong doesn’t mean you can survive Thor throwing his magical hammer at your head can you please try and use One Single survival instinct just for once in your life, Jesus Christ-”