poplitealqueen:

What if the big twist for the new Star Wars movies is that every single person in the new trios is actually a Skywalker.

Finn, Rey, Phasma, Hux, Kylo, Poe…just all Skywalkers.

The ultimate shaming of ships. No one is safe. Everything is sinking. It’s like 100 Titantics hitting an iceberg called Canon at the exact same time.

Morals will be lost. Anarchy will reign. The only non-incest ship left would be everyone/Chewbacca.