crying-havoc:

Tom Hardy is a chaotic elder god and here’s why:

– Lost a bet with Leo DiCaprio and got a tattoo saying “Leo Knows All”

– Got a tattoo of his ex wife’s initials with “Till I die”

– Then proceeded to get his next girlfriend’s name tattooed on him

– Wanted Venom to makeout with Eddie

– Chose to climb into the lobster tank and bite a lobster just because it was there

– Immediately thought of “gangbang” in response to Venom vs Predator vs Alien

– Gives absolutely no shits

– Been a chaotic disaster since birth

Feel free to add more evidence