brightephemera:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

Sooooo I’m playing SWTOR and my Jedi is passing herself off as a Sith to some Imperials.  And I killed one of them for “failing” me, because y’know.  Dedication to the cover story.  And some soldier is all like “Right, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go file the usual paperwork.”

THEY HAVE PAPERWORK FOR SITH-INDUCED DEATH IN THE FUCKING EMPIRE.  I AM DYING.

Alternately, “the usual paperwork” is a euphemism for “getting the fuck out of here” (form N0P3) and there’s keen competition for being the first person to say it when a Sith goes off the rails.