letitrainathousandflames:

Noir detectives au

Fives: okay we’ll scan the room. Dogma, you sit by the counter and look innocent.

Dogma: what?! Why can’t I join the investigation?!

Fives: because your our vod’ika and shit may get dangerous. Sit there and wait for us.

Echo: we’ll be back soon, don’t worry.

-20 minutes and a loud, messy bar brawl later, Fives and Echo get to the counter sporting a cut on the forehead and lip and a number of bruises-

Fives: well… took us a while but they spat the info. We have a lead to where we can find grievous.

Dogma, sipping a drink with a lemon slice and a tiny umbrella with a straw and handing a card to Echo: no need, I found his hideout

Fives, grabbing Echo’s hand to look at the card: you WHAT?!

Dogma, finishing his drink and fidgeting with the tiny umbrella: uh, while you two were throwing punches and screaming, a woman called me handsome and paid me a drink and while we were mindlessly chatting she let slip that she’s doing some bodyguard job to a four-armed coughing robot man and I really doubt there are two of those.

Echo: hm. Nice.

Fives: *scoffing in jealousy* the most unbelievable part of all of this is someone calling you handsome.

Dogma: *pressing his palms together*

Dogma: *exhaling*

Dogma: we have,,,literally,,,the same damn face,,,