No but for real, like, there’s a party going down at the Resistance headquarters and everyone’s all, “Poe, come on, play something” and finally he’s like, “Okay, okay, fine,” and so someone scrounges up a space guitar, or, like, one’s been there all along because everyone’s so ready for this.
And Poe starts off, “So, here’s an old Rebel classic, feel free to sing along if you know the words,” and everyone expects, like, “The Death of Queen Padme ” or some folky depressing shit, but instead it is, in fact, “Vader’s Many Prosthetic Parts”, and the audience participation portion of the evening is, you shout out the different prosthetic parts, and get louder about it as the song goes on.
So it obvs gets p dirty, like, the second to last prosthetic is totally Vader’s dick, but the very last one is his heart, because #Commentary.
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