How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection

vampireapologist:

hubbabubba-overlord:

vampireapologist:

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

I would really hope theyd notice a car coming toward them or else they are the worst apex predator ever.

this is also an extremely fucking valid point