Sometimes I forget how little chill Anakin has…

aldeeraan:

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• Claims he’s the best pilot on Tatooine- hasn’t finished a race
• Hits on a girl at 10 who is 4 years older
• Jumps on top of a former queen/current senator and slices a worm in half
• openly admits to a Jedi Master that he would like to dream of padme 
• tells padme he’s been in love with her for 9 years 
• doesn’t find his former master on his home planet purely because the planet is made of sand
• kills a man and gives the man standing next to him his job
• got into a tie fighter himself because his crew wasn’t doing a good enough job
• makes a pun about choking while he force chokes director krennic  
• builds his castle on the planet where he lost all his limbs, burned to a crisp and where he believed he killed his wife 
• cuts off his son’s hand and asks him moments later to join him
• throws a lightsaber at his son because son said he wasn’t evil enough
• refuses to stay an old force ghost, reverts back to young self
• arrives on a tie fighter, not in it…on top of it

murders 30 children