Someone: Harley Quinn is straight and only in love with the Joker!!
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Anyway….
Sometimes I think to myself that Flat Earthers are the most ridiculous group of people on this earth who cling to a belief that is clearly completely and utterly factually incorrect and can be proven to be such
But then I remember that there are people who think Harley Quinn and/or Poison Ivy are hterosexual and I realise that the Flat Earthers have some competition
Let’s assume for a moment Harkey IS straight. *applies frying pan to head to drop IQ down to single digits to make that believable*
WHY would you WANT her to still be in love with The Joker? He’s a horrible horrible monster who quite frankly I have trouble believing has managed to survive. No jury in Gotham would convict a cop who just took out her service gun and shot him in the back of the head while loading him into the back of a squad car, or an orderly who ground glass into his food at every meal.
And, even if we overlook the fact that Harley leaving his pasty white ass is CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, why would anyone want her to remain in an abusive relationship like that?
I just… this boggles the god damn mind that people WANT her in a shitty relationship with The Joker instead of actually being with someone who makes her happy.
Honestly my reaction to seeing straight women and men being insistent that Harley “Belongs” with the Joker is just like “These people are not okay”
Like
I normally don’t like to ship-shame anyone but the people who are like “It’s so much better for Harley to be with a man who beats her so badly he’s hospitalised her at least once instead of be happy and feel loved and cherished with a woman who adores her!” are people who Do Me A Concern
Yes, this is a major concern.
“I need to know that you all know this…is not a good relationship….”