Tumblr: There’s four new posts on your dash for you to see!
Me, annoyed already: YES, tumblr, those are MY posts you fucking moron
Tumblr: You have six messages.
Me: Where?
Tumblr, not even bothering to point: There.
Tumblr: You were tagged in this post!
Me: Which one?
Tumblr: This one! Aren’t you excited?!
Me: I already saw this post when I was tagged on the ORIGINAL post, this is a reblog by someone I don’t know.
Tumblr:…
Tumblr: You were tagged in this post!
Me: Is it the same post I’ve already seen?
Tumblr:…