sapphire-and-gold-fire:

snakeybones:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

It feels very urban fantasy/modern medieval/dnd to video your friend doing the cha cha slide in full plate, watch him fall down, and have to pull said full plate off of him piece by piece