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Mace Windu, addressing a hangar full of battle droids: My name is General Mace Windu, of the Jedi Order. At this point of the Clone War, I have dismantled and destroyed over one hundred thousand of you type-one battle droids. I am giving you an opportunity to peacefully lay down your weapons so that you may be reprogrammed to serve a better purpose than spreading the mindless violence and chaos which you have inflicted upon the galaxy.

A battle droid, after a long, awkward, pregnant pause: Blast ‘em!

Obi-Wan, deflecting blaster bolts: Well, I guess it was worth a try. 
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