letitrainathousandflames:

Cody: look, I just wanna talk, okay? No jokes, I promise.

Wolffe: *sigh* fine

Cody: so, you see, I’ve been having some issues at the 212th. The men won’t shut up about the whole updog crisis and I was wondering if you could give me some advice on how to help them calm down a bit since you’ve always been such a great leader to your troopers.

Rex: *grabbing his cup of coffee and taking several steps back*