I am currently dying of clone feels (mainly Waxer&Boil + Numa). Any idea how to remedy this?

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

*banging head against wall*

No, this isn’t anger so much as nooooooo, whyyyyy did you put ideas into my head.

How to cure Clone Feels (Maybe): Imagine an AU where Numa is adopted by Waxer.

Imagine Cody losing his shit because no, we can’t have a kid on the Negotiator, that is a kid. No. Regs. No Kids On Star Destroyers.

Except Obi-Wan doesn’t think they have much choice, and Numa’s surviving cousin tells them that no, Numa has already chosen her family, they will not be messing with that. Congratulations, you’ve been adopted.

Imagine the 212th suddenly has a little green mascot. Who bites.

(”She’s not a mascot, she’s a person!” “Yeaaaahhhh but she’s kinda also a mascot.”)

Imagine Boil whinging about it to everyone who will listen, but also growling at anyone who looks at his niece (”Niece!?” “Well, we can’t both be Dad.”) in any way that’s the slightest bit unacceptable.

(”It’s not okay to teach six-year-olds to shoot. Right?” “Well. We were six.” “Yeah, but we were bigger.”)

Imagine Waxer being Best Parent. Obi-Wan pulling strings to get Waxer and Boil rotated out on leave more often so they get actual family time in instead of just time between battles. Cody just sighing and giving in, because why not. Teaching her trigger discipline because someone has to and Boil has bad habits. Rex is also not a good role model for this, he does not care how much weight it takes to pull the trigger.

Imagine Obi-Wan tutoring Numa, because someone has to and he’s the best qualified, and realizing that Waxer and Boil are raising his next Padawan.

(”Then…she has to go to the Temple?” “I don’t see why. I’m already here, and she’s got the best protective detail anyone could ask for.”)

Obi-Wan is being subjected to constant flak, both for not placing Numa in the creche, and for letting Waxer be a Parent, but he doesn’t tell anyone. Cody figures it out and starts intercepting those particular comm calls, telling Councilors and officers from Command that no, the General isn’t available.

Imagine Numa soaking in Basic by immersion, but still resorting to Twi’leki when anyone who isn’t 212th or 501st comes aboard, because why should she talk to these strange people, they are not her family.

Imagine Numa deciding that Anakin is a Tree and climbing to sit on his shoulders and ride around. Anakin thinks his is great; Ahsoka thinks it’s adorable, especially since Rex is Substitute-Tree and the look on his face is always hilarious.

Don’t imagine Order 66.