the revenge of the sith novelization is such a fucking mess and i love it so so much for the scenes like
cody grinning at obi-wan and obi-wan stammering and blushing
anakin cutting off dooku’s head is described as the lightsabers being like scissors, with the word ‘snip.’ being the onomatopoeia
the scene where anakin walks into kit fisto’s decapitated head sitting on palpatine’s desk and describes it as smiling and wonders if he finds death amusing
obi-wan waking up from being unconscious and placing himself by identifying anakin’s butt
the one scene where clones are disguised as jedi
in that same scene, obi-wan and yoda are disguised as an old man (obi-wan) and a baby (yoda), and one of the clones describes yoda as the ugliest baby he’s ever seen
cody gets order 66 and his reaction is just to sigh and ‘mutter glumly’: couldn’t they have given the order before i gave back the lightsaber
obi-wan asks bail organa to sit on his lap
palpatine tells anakin that obi-wan has been seen leaving a senator’s quarters early in the mornings and anakin immediately assumes obi-wan is fucking a dude
cody grinning at obi-wan and obi-wan stammering and blushing
snip
kit fisto’s smiling, decapitated head
obi-wan waking up and placing himself by looking at anakin’s butt
clones disguised as jedi
yoda disguised as the ugliest baby one of the clones has ever seen
cody bitching about obi-wan being inconvenient to kill
obi-wan asks bail organa to sit on his lap
anakin hears that obi-wan is leaving a senator’s house in the early morning and immediately assumes kenobi is sleeping with a guy
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