Kylo: I hate the Jedi, I hate the Sith, and nobody wants to bond with me even though I try to connect with them!
Maul, lying with a bandaid over his chest and a rose in his teeth: hi
Rey: I’m trying to be a Jedi even though I feel lost without a proper mentor!
Kanan, also lying with a rose in his teeth and Ezra, striking a cool pose: hi
Finn: So, canon says I’m not a Jedi,
Ahsoka, lying down with a rose in her teeth and her lightsabers on: hi