501st Shenanigans

brothers-all:

The 501st is wild, unorthodox and probably insane. Hence, why everyone has heard at least some of the things this battalion has done. Such things may include: 

-Some of the boys and Ahsoka throwing a prank war. Rex and Anakin were both against it at first, but joined in because someone has to teach them, right?

-Having paint ball fights when able. Snipers however, are banned from playing and act as judges.

-Managing to sneak ten Loth Cats on the ship before someone really noticed. Rex knew, but a one got sweet on him and he kept it in his room. 

-Watch horror holo-movies late into the night because they can’t be that scary! Hardly anyone has heard Jesse scream that loudly before.

-Do the most insane things for ‘bragging rights’. The other battalions actually got infected by this and do it as well. Rex is currently in the lead for the Wall Fall, with Cody close behind for the Grievous Tackle. 

-Having sparring matches to let out some tension or anxiety. It’s allowed as long as no one is really hurt. And many secretly hold bets 

-When off duty, Ahsoka set a rule that anyone who calls her ‘Commander’ ‘Sir’ or ‘Ma’am’ owes her 5 credits. 

-Medics holding the most secrets of their brothers and willing to use it as blackmail if they don’t sit still! 

-The shinies referring to Rex, Fives and Appo (plus a few other older brothers) as Ori’Vod. They find it humbling and honoring. 

-They’ve had to carry Ahsoka away from people who insulted her vode. If anyone insulted her, they usually had cornered the bastard and let her go at him (but not far enough to actually comatose or kill) 

-They are the second best battalion at holding their drink and are willing to have competitions with the rest. The best are actually the 104th – Wolfpack – with Wolffe being the best.

-Everyone knows that if a 501st man says ‘It’s a bad idea’ it’s a bad idea. Those lunatics do the weirdest stuff and if they think it’s too much, then it probably is.