I’m back with more! Yey! You can read some for the 501st, 104th, the Coruscant Guards and the 112th (Happy Version)
-They are so used to cleaning after or helping the 501st that they’ve simply developed The Drill for when it happens
-The older soldiers are more often than not just Done™ with it, while shinies get slightly confused because What?
-Obi-Wan has some bottles of alcohol in his room that he hides. The men know he has it, and refuses to share, so Cody either goes himself or sends someone to bring him a kirffing bottle because he needs a drink
-Kenobi realized they’ve been taking his stash and hides most of it, but occasionally leaves a bottle out because yeah, they deserve it
-Cody figured out that the General knew, but he didn’t care
-The men have an ongoing bet of who will find the Generals lost lightsaber next. Usually, it’s Cody, but both Boil and Waxer have found it
-Bonus points to anyone who manages to retrieve his cloak
-Rookies get confused because isn’t that weapon their life? They soon realize that it’s normal for this particular Jedi
-There are at least 5 different rumors as to how Cody got his scar, one of which includes him getting his eye nearly taken out by a wild Loth Cat
-Despite contrary belief, Cody cannot control the 501st when they go nuts
-A lot of the veterans have picked up Kenobi’s talent for negotiations, though not to the full extent
-They’ve banned bringing small animals on board because of the rumor of how Cody lost his eye and because a lot of them seem to take a liking to Kenobi
-Waxer and Boil accidentally started calling others Nerra because of Numa. The others play along or pretend like it’s normal
-When able, they would try to contact Numa and the two would have small talks with he
-They actually asked the General for lessons in the Twi’lek language and Kenobi obliged
-After a few near heart-attacks, the men found out that no matter what the situation seemed when Kenobi was negotiating, he was going to come out on top
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