don’t write this! no adverbs! no telling only showing! not too much dialogue! not too much narration! nothing too flowery! always leave as much to the imagination as you can! never leave anything to the imagination! always foreshadow! don’t drop too many hints! stray far from the beaten path to make sure you’re as original as possible! don’t stray too far from the beaten path or you might lose readers!
guess what guys I just finished my first draft using all of the above advice.