frostytips:

The episode where Hondo captures Dooku is really funny bc like he contacts Palpatine to talk about turning Dooku in and you remember that Palpatine is Dooku’s boss and Dooku is one of the few people who knows Palpatine’s true identity so like.

Imagine being Dooku, a wealthy and powerful figure who leads the most powerful droid army the galaxy has ever seen, trained in the ways of both the Jedi AND the Sith, getting captured by some perpetually drunk Jack Sparrow type guy, and you can’t even keep it a secret to spare yourself the embarrassment bc then Space Jack Sparrow calls your BOSS to talk about the reward for turning you in

Imagine being Palpatine and finding out that your Super Cool Replacement Apprentice who has taken on the likes of Yoda and even the Chosen One Anakin, has somehow allowed himself to be captured by a guy who canonically doesn’t even know what the word insolence means. Imagine the second hand embarrassment from that.

Look at them. This is so fucking embarrassing for both of them lmao.