why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

I’m the bra friend.

I provide unwavering support, but you always breathe a huge sigh of relief when you get rid of me at the end of a long day.

Also putting me in the dryer is bad for me.

My three types of friends:

1. “Lol you’re so funny”

2. “No! You are the comfiest bra I never wanna take off”

3. “I’m still putting you in the dryer.”