screaminghansolo:

the 501st ranked according to Big Dick Energy

1. fives
2. hardcase
3. jesse
4. kix
5. tup
6. echo
7. dogma

notes:

• don’t @ me about rex not being here, we all know that his BDE is off the charts. he’s on another chart entirely. massive dick energy.
• i ain’t saying that dogma has small dick energy. it takes balls of brass to shoot a general in the face. his dick energy just isn’t as big as fives’
• thanks to @fromryloth-tocorellia and @rowansparrow for their very serious input