Etiqueta: They would!
Clones answering comms in any way but how they’re supposed to
- “Lightsaber repair squad! How may we assist you?”
- “This is Torrent Company, masters of illegally downloading mp3 files. What song do you want?”
- *barking*
- “Captain Rex’s Boyfriend’s House” (this one got banned p quickly)
- “Is this Rex?” / (definitely Rex) “No, this is Tex. Would you like to leave a message?”
- “You’ve reached the Separatist Army.”
- “This is Brother’s Diner, where the food isn’t good but our faces are.”
- “404 Error: Not Found”
- “Is this the 501st?” / “No, this is Hardcase.”
[ terrible imitation of yoda’s voice ] ‘ the jedi council this is, hmm? ‘
‘wait, you’re asking if we’re the 501st? i thought YOU were the 501st! this is the 422nd, someone fucked up’
[ just hardcase playing the vode an on a kazoo ]
[flatly] ‘fuck you want.’
- “This is Brothers Pizza.”
- *fake battle noises made by no less than three other clones* “sir!! I can’t get through! They’re jamming our signals!!”
- *ads for “special clone-specific services ;)” that sounds vaguely like bad phone sex*
- *wheezing* *choking* “Oh my god he’s dead”
If there was an issue of sexual harrassment or assault in the Jedi Temple, would the council even handle it well?
lets be real angel they WOULDNT handle it they just would … like, gloss over it or send the involved parties to different sides of the war
“hey this traumatic event just happened”
Council @ the aggressor: the Code implies you shouldn’t do that……go somewhere else
Council @ the victim: have u tried meditating on it to get rid of your anger and shame?
the jedi council at the victim:
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