Once I saw a gif of Ewan McGregor kissing Temuera Morrison while both were in costume and it changed my life. I’ve never been able to find it again but I live in hope.
Fives post-Order 66: He refused to carry out the kill-command and turn on the Jedi, and now helps run an underground operation to rescue indoctrinated clones and surviving Jedi from the Empire.
Are we looking at the same clones here, pal? Because, these boys are the PRIME example of a sexy man. Tall, thick, beautiful skin, dark wavy hair, naturally pouty lips, and those big brown ol’ puppy dog eyes!
Like LOOK AT HIM?! THICK NECK?! CUTE NOSE THAT I CANT DECIDE IF I WANNA KISS IT OR BOOP IT????? CHIZZLED JAW??? Well defineD CHIN! DID I MENTION THICK NECK??!?!
PUPPY DOG EYES!!!
BEAUTIFUL PUPPY EYES!! THICK HAIR YOU CAN GRAB!! PLAY WITH??? RUN YOUR HANDS THROUGH IT WHILE YA SMASH HIS FACE INTO YA TITS???? A PUPPY!!
SE!!! SHE GETS IT!!! LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE!!!!! HIS JAW LINE!!!! THICK NECK!!!
THICK ARM?! THICK NECK!!! He’s gonna protect!!! HE PROTECT!!!
But yeah, I dont get it. I think they are so attractive.
Temuera Morrison in Barb Wire (1996) Appreciation Post
will watch 100x times
Here I go, watching another shitty movie for a hot guy.
^me everytime
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a BAD MOVIE, but it’s the kind of bad movie that’s still beautifully shot and they really TRIED to have a gritty female protagonist so…YMMV. And if nothing else, TM is sooper dooper hot in it.
Are we looking at the same clones here, pal? Because, these boys are the PRIME example of a sexy man. Tall, thick, beautiful skin, dark wavy hair, naturally pouty lips, and those big brown ol’ puppy dog eyes!
Like LOOK AT HIM?! THICK NECK?! CUTE NOSE THAT I CANT DECIDE IF I WANNA KISS IT OR BOOP IT????? CHIZZLED JAW??? Well defineD CHIN! DID I MENTION THICK NECK??!?!
PUPPY DOG EYES!!!
BEAUTIFUL PUPPY EYES!! THICK HAIR YOU CAN GRAB!! PLAY WITH??? RUN YOUR HANDS THROUGH IT WHILE YA SMASH HIS FACE INTO YA TITS???? A PUPPY!!
SE!!! SHE GETS IT!!! LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE!!!!! HIS JAW LINE!!!! THICK NECK!!!
THICK ARM?! THICK NECK!!! He’s gonna protect!!! HE PROTECT!!!
But yeah, I dont get it. I think they are so attractive.
So, I decided there were not enough screenshots of Barb Wire on the internet. So here. Have a few I decided to take. (#6 is my favorite, and I bet you all thought I was joking when I said Tem on the crane was the Most Fives Thing Ever.)
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