Me: I should sleep

My brain: Nah, let’s better think about Fives, Echo, Kix, Jesse, Hardcase, Rex, Tup, Dogma, Hevy, Cutup, Droidbait, Denal, Nub, Oz, Ridge, Coric, Attie, Del, Zeer, Nax, Axe, Appo, Cody, Waxer, Boil, Wooley, Crys, Gregor, Slick, Chopper, Gus, Jester, Punch, Sketch, Oddball, Trapper, Gearshift, Longshot, Blackout, Spark, Wolffe, Boost, Sinker, Comet, Gree, Bly, Neyo, Ponds, Bacara, Doom, Fil, Niner, Bell, Keeli, Fox, Thire, Thorn, O’niner, Trap, Pulsar, Ox, Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, Wrecker, Fordo, A’den, Jaing, Kom’rk, Prudii, Ordo, Alpha-17, 99, Colt, Blitz, Havoc, Jax, Kosmos, Cut, Glitch,…..

Me: … Fine

I’m sure somebody has said this before, but I’m happy that TCW fandom has grown up from “the clones are actually children and all the Jedi are perfect and protect them uwu” to “the clones are slaves and the Jedi are actively promoting slavery by expecting the clones to fight and die in a war none of them should have ever got involved in”

clonewarsreturns:

arctrooperfivesbutt:

If I were a Jedi during TCW I’m 99.9999…% sure that my cause of death would be “got blasted for staring at the clones in middle of the battle”

Literally me holy???

During a battle:

Clones: *literally just being tgere*

Me: Damn… 👀👀 You all look nic… *gets shot*

All clones: NOT AGAIN!!!!

Me: Oops… *dies*

But tbh it would be better that getting killed during order 66 because I would refuse to defend myself and hurt any of them

arctrooperfivesbutt:

Kix is smarter that the whole Jedi order

And this is canon!

Fives, talking to Anakin and Rex: I was framed, because I know the truth about a plot, a massive deception (…) Organic chips build into our genetic code, to make us do whatever someone wants, even kill the Jedi! … [the Chancellor] is in on it, I don’t know to what extent, but I know he orchestrated much of this.

Plus, Shaak Ti had told all the council about this and even had the chips in her hand! The council had been investing this for a few days probably, and then they just forgot it! Because they believe the Chancellor when he said it was “a parasite”. The Jedi, who are supposed to be the wisest of all, couldn’t find out the truth even when they had in right in front of them.

And we have Kix, who only spoke with Fives for 1 minute and 18 seconds, the only words Fives told him about it were “All of us, even the Jedi are in great danger (…) the high levels are involved in the conspiracy”, and being a medic he probably noticed that Fives wasn’t acting like himself. And HE BELIEVED HIM, Kix kept investigating and discovered the chips, the orders, what would happen if triggered and that I all came from the Chancellor. But he “never had a chance to tell anyone else”

To sum up: Kix only needed a small hint to be able to uncover all the plot and who was behind it, ALL BY HIMSELF. While the Jedi, having a larger testimony AND the proof in their hands, never found out anything.

Kix deserves more recognition

Look at Fives’ eyes here:

Now let’s go back a few episodes and look at Tup’s:

Though a little bit different (because of the lighting I guess?), both seem to be the same shade of brown right?

Now let’s look at Dogma’s:

They seem to have a some kind of yellowish gold and it seems like a weird kind of shine. Maybe it’s for the lighting in the barracks, but they remind me of something else.

Or better said, somebody else:

arctrooperfivesbutt:

Can’t wait for it to be revealed that Fives was wearing a blasterproof vest and all his “dead” thing was just part of an act planned by him and Rex to fool Palpatine and save the galaxy afterwards

I’ve been thinking and I have more ideas.

Fives had contacted Rex before and they planned everything to help him scape. He needed it to be convincing and he likes drama™ so they had to make something BIG. Rex called Fox and convinced him to help them. Fox used a fake blaster and it only damaged Fives’ armor and Fives used the force to hide his presence (he is force sensitive fight me on this) and make Anakin think he died so it’ll be more realistic for everybody else. Rex is a great actor btw, and Fives? He loves to give those dramatic speeches.

At the end he managed to escape and tell the rest of the galaxy about Palpatine’s plans and everyone believed him and that’s how Fives saved everybody and become the Greatest Hero in the galaxy.