forcearama:

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Oh, Right, THAT Guy

One thing that makes me laugh about this scene every. single. time. is that when Obi-Wan sends a message to Anakin here, he bothers to identify himself as OBI-WAN KENOBI, full name. 

Really, Kenobi: how many pompous British OBI-WANS is Anakin likely to be getting messages with orders in them from?! Would he really not recognize OBI-WAN’S voice? When he might even be able to SEE HIM?! Maybe Anakin really is that slow to catch on in their holo-Skype calls, though. 

Obi-Wan: Hi, Anakin, it’s Obi-Wan. 

Anakin: [deeply confused] …who?!

Obi-Wan: You know: Obi-Wan Kenobi? From the Jedi Temple? I’m your Master? We live together? I have that wolfman hair? We see each other every single day? 

Anakin: Ohh. THAT Obi-Wan. 

the first time it happened, anakin was hung-over and exceptionally slow on uptake. then they both just keep doing it to fuck with each other

#but imagine#a super serious call in middle of clone wars campaign#super serious call from the council#and anakin’s automatically like “who? what obi wan?”#(he didn’t think)#(he just did)#everyone is staring at him increduously#and anakin can see the gleeful expression that crosses obi wan’s face#as he starts to intruduce himself in his best fake longsuffering manner  (via ialreadyreadthatfanfic)

i was originally just going to queue this post as-is BUT WAIT NO I had a better idea:

star wars takes place in space, and space is infinite, and so while Anakin Skywalker may be the only Anakin at the Jedi temple, there are at least three other Obi-Wan’s. There was a newscaster near Stewjon who had that name when Obi-Wan was born. It’s in the top thousand most popular names for that region of space (which, when you consider how many trillions of people live there, means it’s still a very popular name.)

That’s not what bothers Kenobi, though. What bothers Obi-Wan is the droid.

OB-1 KENOOBEE, however, is a Jedi Temple droid. And you would not believe the number of times Obi-Wan has been woken up by someone trying to summon that piece of shit droid.

First thing he did on the Council was decommission the damn droid. It didn’t stop the calls.

(Mostly because Anakin kept fixing the damn thing.)

I also hereby accept this as canon, too. 

I hope that the calls to the droid are like, not even calls from actual people. Instead, it’s some electronic transmission in robospeak that comes in and when he picks up the phone at 3am, kinda drunk, his hair askew, it’s like, BEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT SUPER LOUDLY, and then he’s like WHAT THE FUCK OH FFS IT’S ANOTHER CALL FOR THAT FUCKING DROID AGAIN and then he steps on something sharp on the floor and is hopping around on one foot while swearing, and then Anakin comes in the room and is like, “…everything OK, Master? It’s 3am you know, you should really get some sleep,” and Anakin’s got this smirk on his face because he KNOWS it’s a call for that droid he fixed again and Obi-Wan is like “JUST GO TO BED DAMN IT GOD WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS WHY COULDN’T I HAVE BEEN THE ONE THAT GOT MAULED IN EPISODE 1.”

bunniexheartx:

The 104st totally play “Get Down Mr. President!” but instead of Mr. President it is Commander.

And they all tackle Wolffe.

Nowhere is safe.

And Telusa started the game for kicks but now it is out of hand. When Plo Koon asks what they are doing , they say training for protection detail duties.

And without missing a beat, Plo Koon stares right at Wolffe and you can hear his smile and just says “Well then… Get down Commander.”

And it was the middle of a briefing so there is just a massive dog pile with a muffled “oh god why” from the bottom of the clone stack as Wolffe is squished flat.

letitrainathousandflames:

Ok but like. Fives straight up ignoring Krell’s orders and when questioned about it, he just answers him with a ton of long sentences justifying his actions… in mando’a. Krell doesn’t speak a single word of mando’a. He turns to Kix for help and Kix just shrugs and dumps another truckload of mando words, most of them similar do “shebs”, “di’kut” and so on.

Dumbfounded as the clones just do their stuff, meaning carry on the assault with perfection and ruining his plans of messing with the invasion, Krell turns to Rex as a last resource; after all, Rex did speak to him when he first arrived in the dark planet.

“Clone. What is going on? Your men will not communicate with me.”

“That’s not true” Hardcase says in mando’a as he walks past them carrying a bunch of thermal detonators “we are talking to him alright, not our fault if he’s too dumb to understand it.”

The clones nearby are cackling, and Appo has to sit down he’s laughing so hard. Rex has a wide smile under his helmet.

“Oh, sir, you are new. See, most of these men are shinies pulled from kamino before finishing their lessons in Basic. They can only speak in Mando’a. General Skywalker is perfectly fluent in it, so it’s never been a problem. I guess you’ll have to pass your orders to me, and I’ll pass them on. Hopefully we won’t have any translation issues.”

Krell is beyond pissed now, and he pokes a finger on Rex’s chest plate:

“This is outrageous, captain! Not only your so called shinies are speaking in this savage dialect of yours, but so are sergeant Appo and ARC trooper fifty-five fifty-five! How do you justify this?!”

Rex looks at Appo, who’s being helped back up by Jesse, who is also laughing.

“Appo is…uh… with a sore throat, sir. Can’t speak.”

Krell is puffing up like a an angry toad.

“What about ARC trooper fifty-five fifty-five?!”

Rex looks ahead and Fives is just lifting his kama and twerking behind Krell’s back. Tup dropping down to his knees, laughing so hard he gets a cough fit.

“He’s…. uh. Had a concussion. I’m shocked he’s even able to walk, sir. Are we done here?”

Krell facepalms tiredly.

“Yes. Tell them to sit down and wait for new orders.”

“Copy that, sir.”

While Krell is walking up to his office, Rex turns to his men, speaking in mando’a:

“I need a squad sitting up here to distract the frog-face. Everyone else, move out. Hardcase, give them hell with that z-6. Fives, stop dancing and lead the men. I’ll catch up soon.”

Long after the men are moved out, Krell shows up livid.

“And just where are those men going?!”

Rex scratches his head, clicking his tongue.

“No idea, sir.”

“Did you tell them to wait for my orders?!”

“Oh, I did! Something must’ve… gotten lost in translation. I’ll catch up with them, tell them to come back.”

Krell huffs angrily.

“You do that. And tell those men they’re absolutely forbidden from trying to take the capital!”

“Absolutely forbidden. That would be… Nastaar. Got it. I’ll be back soon, sir.”

Rex puts on his jaig eyed helmet and starts marching ahead. Krell’s voice stops him:

“Before you leave, captain… your men seem to repeat a word quite often at me. Osi’yaim. What does it mean?”

Rex disguises his snort, pretending to be clearing his throat.

“Oh, it means, ‘brave leader’. I’ll be back soon, sir.”

Mando’a:

Nastaar: destroy

Osi’yaim: useless, despicable person

Shebs: ass

Di’kut: idiot

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

forcearama:

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b3n-kenobi:

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forcearama:

forcearama:

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ialreadyreadthatfanfic:

angelqueen04:

forcearama:

angelqueen04:

goddessofroyalty:

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)

*cracks up*

Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.

MusicDUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!

Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?

Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]

Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?

Music: [Force Theme plays]

Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful. 

Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D

#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)

I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.

Anakin: *fucks up*

The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.

THE HINTS MENU. *dies* 

Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved. 

Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi – 

Music: [Duel of the Fates] 

Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]

Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –

Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th – 

Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–

Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?

Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene] 

Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH

I randomly thought of this post again today and it made me laugh 

For the record in that last line I always pictured them clinging to each other in fear like Shaggy and Scooby: 

ACCURATE OH MY GOD

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

I would so read this.

@forcearama

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Palpatine’s face is killing me. 

The Lost Commanders

lil-kyloben:

Rex: Well I expect she’s been writing–Hang on… how do you know my friend hasn’t been writing to me?

Wolffe:

Wolffe:

Wolffe:

Wolffe: *slowly pulls out datapad* Captain Rex must not be angry with Wolffe… Wolffe hoped that if his friend had forgotten him, Captain Rex might not want to go back to the war… *sprints away and drops pudding on Kanan’s head*