cyrodiildo:

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

dailybipuns:

Disaster Bisexual: Bisaster

bpdslime:

“what motivates you?”

mememic-bry:

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

debaucherries:

You ever get salty over something you know u have no right to be salty about and therefore u can’t talk about it without looking like a whiny bitch, so u just sit there marinating in ur own salt like some kind of human pickle

How do I tell if a girl likes me as more than a friend? I really like this girl and we hung out a few times. We’ve had a picnic together and she bought me dinner once. And then the last time we hung out we were going for a walk and in a silence she kissed me? But idk if it was an I like you kiss or just her being nice?? She’s just so pretty and cute and, soft, but I can’t help feeling that she only likes me as a friend

bluethisisforyou:

i-raised-you-danker-than-this:

sunbutch:

SHE KISSED YOU

this post makes me want to lie down and i’m already lying down. this just makes me want to do it harder im