I’m Fives – Raf's rants

letitrainathousandflames:

Fives: *whispering* hey echo. Echo.

Echo: mmm please let me sleep Fives

Fives: if I jump off a ship, no parachutes on, what would happen?

Echo: wha…? You would die?? Obviously?

Fives: no but what if I switched on my jetpack just in time?

Echo: i-i don’t know, I… Fives we have to be up early tomorrow please just let me sleep *places pillow over his head*

-next morning-

Fives: hello captain Rex, sir, I have a brilliant idea

Echo: *walking by drinking his caf* nope no don’t listen to him sir, it’s nonsense

wolveria:

there he goes again

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roombavoomba:

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fromryloth-tocorellia:

Jesse: look, I am going to make sure you know how to make breakfast, you have to be classy and make them breakfast in the morning.

Fives: but what if they don’t want breakfast in the morning?

Jesse: *sighing* Fives, you ignorant slut, that’s not the point.