There is no in-between. Seriously, look at this nerd. Flawless execution.
Fumbling dweeb.
He can dodge blasters like a pro
but can’t stay on his feet.
Do a barrel roll!
Even when he does land on his feet, he kind of flops over and needs help standing.
His close-range coordination is abysmal (baby where are you aiming exactly?). But he doesn’t always get decked in the face.
Sometimes he’s tripped and then gets decked in the face (he really needs to stop trying to punch commando droids).
He has better aim with his feet
except when he doesn’t
DO NOT TELL ME HE TRIPPED
CUZ OF THE EXPLOSION he was well on his way to face-planting even before
the detonator went off. Someone protect this panicky dork.
Bonus: “Deadeye” Hardcase taking care of Business™ while Fives flails like a drunken nuna.
cody putting on his helmet and there’s a
pair of googly eyes on the visor
maul and savage acting out a duel with their
action figures
mandalorians making silly poses while
suspended on cables for a jetpack chase scene
kix not hearing the “action” call and taking
a selfie in the middle of a take
barriss having her stomach growl loudly
during one of her lines and then blushing really hard
“CODY, BATTLE POSITIONS!!!!!!” “obi wan why are you screaming” “i’m sorry i thought he couldn’t hear me through the helmet” “i can hear you. please stop yelling at me”
satine laughing at something obi wan said and
snorting
clones wearing name tags on their foreheads
ahsoka executing a perfect backflip and anakin going “yeah but watch this” and then slipping and falling
rex making the sound effects for his blasters by yelling “bang bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG”
the younglings dancing and
laughing with the grownups and calling them “mister ani” or “miss soka”
dooku rolling his eyes while the jedi are
goofing off between takes
ahsoka hurrying to finish shooting bc she heard there were donuts
grievous having uncomfortably long coughing
fits but no one giving him water bc they’re not sure if he’s still acting
obi wan looking directly into the camera after anakin disobeys orders
thank you so much
I wish I could draw, because I’d love to try to do this.
OHHH LEMME ADD SOME ANIDALA ONES IN
1) Anakin totally forgetting that he and Padme are supposed to be in a secret relationship and kissing her when he’s not supposed to
2) Anakin intentionality messing up the flirting scenes to make them more dramatic
3) Anakin not being able to figure out the “I’m not married to you I’m just your friend” face
4) Padme and Anakin just completely butchering the script and making up their own lines in the romance scenes
5) Anidala borderline making out after every scene “Anakin. There are kids here” “We don’t get to have a scene together always Obiwan” “YOU SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM” “WELL THE FRIGGIN DIRECTOR MAKES US BE IN A STRAIGHT FACE WHEN WE’RE TOGETHER IN SCENES AND I CANT STAND IT” “ANAKIN PLEASE”
6) Anidala making fun of Obitine whenever they are on
7) Padme complaining the entire time on why she doesn’t have more scenes. “Anakin I’m going to the director I don’t have enough scenes” “what no” “yes. And you’re coming” “*sigh* fine”
8) Ahsoka not getting how people can’t find out that they’re married. “It’s like they have a huge sign in their heads that says “we’re in love”. Come on they made out in front a window that more than 10,000 people can see. They have their reunions in an open veranda that everyone can see”
Fives and Echo execute a scene flawlessly before taking off their helmets to reveal they’ve actually switched places the entire time.
Same thing but with Cody and Rex.
Hell, the entire 212th and 501st manages to pull this off with each other.
Rex actually bonks his head on something a lot. It’s just one that got thrown in.
Rex missing a crucial shot.
Anakin and Obi-Wan having so much fun ad libbing their banter that they end up doing it for 30 minute straight, completely oblivious to everyone else’s annoyed look.
Anakin being even more EXTRA. The stuff that we see is him holding back.
Same goes for Obi-Wan.
Lightsabers malfunctioning at the worst possible moment.
Luminara doing a tap dance between takes.
(I ended up having more ideas…)
Dooku accidentally landing a hit on Anakin during one of their duels, and everyone starts going “That’s it that’s the end of the show crisis averted thank you for watching”
Battle droids drawing sticks to decide who gets to be thrown around this time.
Clones and battle droids taking group selfies in the background.
Clones and battle droids flash mob.
Battle droids trying on clone helmets. “Hey, it fits!”
Battle droids and clones practice shooting guns. Nobody hits.
From Zygerria arc R2-D2 throwing lightsaber to heroes scene take #42: they catch perfectly but its the wrong lightsabers.
Take #75: the lightsabers get thrown out of orbit.
Take #92: instead of lightsabers, two suspiciously shaped droid component gets thrown out.
Obi-Wan is that one guy who intentionally messes up for the lulz:
Palpatine and Anakin are doing a scene where Palpatine is being creepy but then Obi-Wan barges in yelling ‘the f*** are you doing to my padawan?!’
Obi-Wan doing the Dramatic Disrobe and underneath is a T-shirt that says ‘Galaxy’s most wanted man’
Padme’s line ‘Another daring rescue, Master Jedi,’ is for Anakin to respond but Obi-Wan butts in via comm link “YOU ARE VERY WELCOME SENATOR.”
Obi-Wan and Anakin arguing about who gets to be the more EXTRA one this time. (later joined by Ahsoka)
Cad Bane’s hat getting blown off by wind repeatedly.
From Season 6: Yoda asks ‘Friends we are, hmm?’ and Anakin just can’t say yes with a straight face.
Everyone throwing shades on how Anakin is going to turn to the Dark Side.
Clone Wars bloopers
In the episode where Delta cameos it’s like behind the scenes and they’re just all talking and lookin official and then it pans to a pair of clones off to the side and one of them is excitedly smacking the other (who looks extremely bored and done) in the arm and *tom Holland voice* “oh my gods, it’s kriffin’ Delta Squad”
Padmé: “so I urge the senate to- fuck.” 🎬 “So I urge the senate to consider- fuck. Reconsider.” 🎬 “So I urge the Senate to- fuck. It’s useless! I give up, I’m never gonna be able to make this speech!” *Laughter* 🎬 *Leans into mic* “let’s blow this popsicle stand.”
Rex doing the Captain America thing and completely failing to hit where he’s supposed to, and then gets it and ruins the take by cheering
Both Obi-Wan and Anakin showing up covered in kiss marks from their SOs and having to be sent back to makeup
Anakin presses a button on his lightsaber and the blade comes out the wrong end/it shoots confetti and he just “FIVES” “wasn’t me!” “HARDCASE”
Jesse does the Gimli thing where the stunt droids are like “try not to hit us but if you do it’s fine” and he hits them every godsdamn time
Having to do like ten takes of the “where there’s a farm, there’s usually a farmer” scene because Hardcase keeps laughing and the one time he manages to keep it together Rex breaks
A shaky camera pan to Cody fixing something for his costume, quiet sniggering and lots of shushing, and there’s like a beat of quiet and then he messes something up and just goes “fuck” and whoever’s behind the camera loses their mind
Rex dropping something on his foot and letting out a string of swears to rival R2
One of the scenes where Lux is supposed to be flirting with Ahsoka and he’s all serious and she just deadpan looks at him and goes “dude I’m gay” and he has to stop because he’s laughing too hard and you just hear “Ahsoka that’s not the line” “IT SHOULD BE”
Everyone’s just like “how did this show even get filmed honestly”
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