clone meme: wearing some armor and some hilarious impractical stuff and taking a picture of it tagged as “battle ready”
#ex: cody wearing armor from the abdoment up and nothing but bright floral swim trunks on the bottom
arc trooper in full kit fromt he Kamas up, but instead of thig armor and codpiece it’s lace garters and panties, knees down is proper armor though.
Tup wearing all his armor except he has a fruitbowl instead of a helmet. #battleready
Is the ARC trooper in the example Fives? I feel that would be Fives…
Its absolutely Fives, he may or may not have stolen them from anakin’s quarters after a visit from padme
Etiqueta: Clone memes
Clones answering comms in any way but how they’re supposed to
- “Lightsaber repair squad! How may we assist you?”
- “This is Torrent Company, masters of illegally downloading mp3 files. What song do you want?”
- *barking*
- “Captain Rex’s Boyfriend’s House” (this one got banned p quickly)
- “Is this Rex?” / (definitely Rex) “No, this is Tex. Would you like to leave a message?”
- “You’ve reached the Separatist Army.”
- “This is Brother’s Diner, where the food isn’t good but our faces are.”
- “404 Error: Not Found”
- “Is this the 501st?” / “No, this is Hardcase.”
[ terrible imitation of yoda’s voice ] ‘ the jedi council this is, hmm? ‘
‘wait, you’re asking if we’re the 501st? i thought YOU were the 501st! this is the 422nd, someone fucked up’
[ just hardcase playing the vode an on a kazoo ]
[flatly] ‘fuck you want.’
- “This is Brothers Pizza.”
- *fake battle noises made by no less than three other clones* “sir!! I can’t get through! They’re jamming our signals!!”
- *ads for “special clone-specific services ;)” that sounds vaguely like bad phone sex*
- *wheezing* *choking* “Oh my god he’s dead”
The classic “making sex noises and scandalous moans”
“H-Hewwo?”
“Leave your message after the beep” *clone saying ‘beeeep’*
“Congratulations, you are our 501st caller, take your prize!”
Clones answering comms in any way but how they’re supposed to
- “Lightsaber repair squad! How may we assist you?”
- “This is Torrent Company, masters of illegally downloading mp3 files. What song do you want?”
- *barking*
- “Captain Rex’s Boyfriend’s House” (this one got banned p quickly)
- “Is this Rex?” / (definitely Rex) “No, this is Tex. Would you like to leave a message?”
- “You’ve reached the Separatist Army.”
- “This is Brother’s Diner, where the food isn’t good but our faces are.”
- “404 Error: Not Found”
- “Is this the 501st?” / “No, this is Hardcase.”
[ terrible imitation of yoda’s voice ] ‘ the jedi council this is, hmm? ‘
‘wait, you’re asking if we’re the 501st? i thought YOU were the 501st! this is the 422nd, someone fucked up’
[ just hardcase playing the vode an on a kazoo ]
[flatly] ‘fuck you want.’
- “This is Brothers Pizza.”
- *fake battle noises made by no less than three other clones* “sir!! I can’t get through! They’re jamming our signals!!”
- *ads for “special clone-specific services ;)” that sounds vaguely like bad phone sex*
- *wheezing* *choking* “Oh my god he’s dead”
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