Clone trooper Cutup – S1, Ep5 “Rookies”
I seriously couldn’t sleep the other night and spent so much time theorizing that he actually managed to get free of the worm thing and managed to get to the surface. He returned to the remains of the base and managed to piece together some sort of signal and got the attention of some passerbyers (just peeps chillin in space yknow) and got to live out the rest of his days happy with a new fam who appreciate his dad jokes
Maybe your local favorite space pirate hondo ohnaka picked him up? Cutup became a fearsome pirate and was actually appreciated as a person instead of just another cog in the republic’s war machine? In this essay I will
Etiqueta: Canon
Fives wearing shiny armor: I heard that ARC Trooper Fives has an 8-pack. That ARC Trooper Fives is shredded.
Echo walking by: ARC TROOPER FIVES IS A PUNK BITCH
Fives: I wish Rex would see how I’m ARC material
Echo, rubbing his eyes: please don’t
Fives: I wish he would see how good I am
Echo: I’m begging you, stop
Fives, dramatically: notice me, sempai!!
Echo, tossing his datapad on Fives: stop saying that!
i like to think the clones just deadpan say ‘jango didn’t die for this’ whenever they’re mildly inconvenienced, especially by the jedi
Fives: general Skywalker is a master mechanic, and he made some drastic improvements to our fighters. We’ll never need to refuel them again.
Jesse: really? What are they powered on now?
Fives: a sustainable, renewable and most important, infinite source. *points at self*
Tup: what?
Fives: They fly on big dick energy!
Dogma: kriffing hells, and what are we gonna do when you plummet down from the sky, sir? *dodges a wrench tossed by fives* I’m just asking
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