From your dog’s perspective you are basically a wizard that spends every day doing strange magical things for completely incomprehensible reasons, but your dog just accepts this as 100% normal and loves you unconditionally anyway.
This seems like a great invention for both spiders and people! I like to call it the “nope catcher” (Source)
THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE SPIDERS MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL BUT I REALLY CAN’T BEAR TO KILL THEM LIKE THEY WANT TO LIVE TOO AND THEY HAVE IMPORTANT JOBS, THEY JUST GOT A LITTLE LOST AND DON’T DESERVE TO DIE FOR IT YET I’M SCARED TO GET NEAR THEM