watching my entire dash one by one tumble headfirst into being absolutely breathtakingly horny on main for Venom isn’t the fall mood I was expecting but it sure as fuck is the one we deserve
we’ve seen kylo fly a ship once in canon but he’s the best pilot in the galaxy now?
i thought it was hera “fucked up darth vader, jumped to hyperspace through a space station, flew through a planet with an unflyable atmosphere, pioneered b-wing flight and more” syndulla, but i guess kylo “spun around and blew up a hangar” ren should take her place lmao
pilots better than kylo: hera, han, anakin, luke, rey, lando, chewie, iden, wedge, evaan, kanan, sabine, grevious, zeb, ezra, kaz, yeager, torra, hype, griff, freya, bo
nien nunb, finn, rose, ahsoka, hell obi-wan was pretty good even if he didn’t like it, plo koon, saesee tinn, kit fisto, ventress, dooku, all of black squadron, tam, every clone pilot
shara, cassian k2, bodhi, zay, shriv, del, probably jacen
i thought i said poe but him too
You forgot Jar Jar.
Can I mention Jaina Solo? I feel like I should mention Jaina Solo
You should.
Don’t forget Atton Rand.
9 y/o Anakin was a better pilot than Kylo Spinny-pants…
Every clone trooper pilot, also Fives, Hardcase and Jesse, and iden’s men from inferno squad, and obviously hondo ohnaka
And in case you wanted to know why Leia was kicked out of boarding school.
[text referring to Princess Leia from a database, likely as a bonus/flavor text in a videogame:
Letter to Senator Bail Organa:
To the Most Respected Senator Organa,
It is with the deepest regret that I must return to you your thirty-thousand credit bond, and your Princess. Our institution has existed for several thousand years. It prides itself in molding young girls from Alderaan’s finest families into young women whose behavior and decorum is the pride of those families.
However, we believe that Princess Leia is incapable of conforming to our standards. This is the unanimous decision of the Board of Directors, and was arrived at due to three separate infractions.
a) The Princess led a sit-in rebellion of students during breakfast, when they were served bottled juice instead of freshly squeezed.
b) The Princess re-programmed the PA system to play the Anthem of the Republic (in direct violation of Imperial Edict 2.33b) during assembly.
c) The Princess sliced a secure mainframe and swapped every reference to Emperor Palpatine with Emperor… well, let us just say that is is a word seven year old Princesses should not know.
Yours, with respect, Madam Nestor, Govorness, Grevasse City Colloglum for Young Ladies]
LEIA ORGANA GOT KICKED OUT OF BOARDING SCHOOL BC SHE WAS A LITTLE ANTI-IMPERIALIST PUNK
we’ve seen kylo fly a ship once in canon but he’s the best pilot in the galaxy now?
i thought it was hera “fucked up darth vader, jumped to hyperspace through a space station, flew through a planet with an unflyable atmosphere, pioneered b-wing flight and more” syndulla, but i guess kylo “spun around and blew up a hangar” ren should take her place lmao
pilots better than kylo: hera, han, anakin, luke, rey, lando, chewie, iden, wedge, evaan, kanan, sabine, grevious, zeb, ezra, kaz, yeager, torra, hype, griff, freya, bo
nien nunb, finn, rose, ahsoka, hell obi-wan was pretty good even if he didn’t like it, plo koon, saesee tinn, kit fisto, ventress, dooku, all of black squadron, tam, every clone pilot
shara, cassian k2, bodhi, zay, shriv, del, probably jacen
i thought i said poe but him too
You forgot Jar Jar.
Can I mention Jaina Solo? I feel like I should mention Jaina Solo
You should.
Don’t forget Atton Rand.
9 y/o Anakin was a better pilot than Kylo Spinny-pants…
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