insomniac-arrest:

Opposites attract dads, bond over show-tunes, their son, and avoiding near death situations

flaming (lol) bisexual Frenchman and uptight British guy who raise their bratty man-child ward and get so annoyed at each other they get married

college roommates that lived together so long it just sort of happened 

raise street urchins for no reason other than seeing them and being like ‘??? you don’t have a place to stay?? that’s fucked up, come home with us’

yourenotafeminist:

Feminist: There’s no positive females in Disney movies!

Me: What movies have you been watching?

acapelladitty:

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack