BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.
MAROON = You taught me something new.
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh
MAUVE = You are really talented
BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
CYAN = We have very little in common
THISTLE = I only just started following you
INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time
FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold
COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)
VERMILION = You make me feel passionate
HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname
LAVENDER = You inspire me
CORAL = You’re a meme
UMBER = I want to know more about you
FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you
ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you
WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
SAFFRON = I love your ideas
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you
PLUM = I’d like to chat with you
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
SAGE = You make me cry
CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!
VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog
CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Peter Parker & Shuri, two Gen Z kids: *laying flat on the floor, staring blankly at nothing*
Steve “Done with your bullshit” Rogers: …what are you two doing?
Peter: The economy has gone to hell-
Shuri: -the planet has gone to hell-
Peter: -and nothing you do ever really changes anything.
Steve, who crashed a plane into the ice, sacrificed literally everything, just to get rid of a madman who had gotten his hands on the tesseract only to wake up from the ice to find out the same thing has happened a-fucking-gain, grew up during the Great Depression *and* in the industrial smog of New York: *Lays down besides them* Damn right it doesn’t.
Steve, Shuri & Peter: *laying on the ground staring blankly at nothing*
Bucky Barnes: …do I even want to know what you’re doing?
Steve: The world is still fucking bullshit, Buck.
Bucky, grew up under the same circumstances as Steve, dock worker during the 20′s and 30′s and also ex-winter soldier, ‘nuff said: *Quietly lays down besides them*
Bucky, Steve, Peter & Shuri: *laying on the ground staring blankly at nothing*
While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti.
These are used with people who can’t grip well:
This is for Parkinsons’s:
For people who can’t even bend their joints:
Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth
This one holds a sandwich
Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help.
So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it.
This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own.
the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.
This is actually really nifty.
oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users
The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent.
I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius
There’s also something to be said about normalising these products socially by showing abled people using them and marketing to them. If a perfectly able-bodied person with no issues can be seen to use this stuff and, maybe, just be seen as a little silly, then it makes it a lot easier for people who actually legitimately Need to use them.
Jacked? Damn straight, have you seen him with those weight lifting scenes?! He lifts it up like it’s a feather!
Dude spends every week running for his life with a dog that’s got to be at least 100 lbs in his arms. Constant aerobic workout with weights, massive hunger, laid back attitude: he’s an fighting-anime hero whose style is entirely built around escape and speed.
According to season 1 episodes of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, Shaggy is both “the swingingest gymnast in school”, and a track & field athlete who is the fastest (human) in the gang. So, yes. Definitively canon.
His appetite isn’t about being stoned, it’s because he’s a teenage jock.
Aries moon: HILARIOUS. really impulsive, all the aries moons ik struggle with substance abuse. So loving, childlike soul and it’s honestly so attractive. Temper issues. PS. Not everything revolves around you
Taurus moon: The best friend to enjoy food with because they’ll never judge your personal habits lmao. quite stylish and they always try to look good no matter what the occasion. Can be selfish and judgy at times. They love to hold grudges. Obsessed w/ sex
Gemini moon: SMART ASSES and it’s so cute. sometimes they act like they know more than they do but they’re still very quick thinkers and they have lots of information on various topics, like hey thanks for that absolutely random fact?? nervous and easily overwhelmed/stressed out
Cancer moon: The most thoughtful and loyal people ever. They’re really shy, introverted af and they loooove food, usually awesome home makers!! (@ my mom). Always trying to mother people and help the needy. Insecurity and moodiness are natural traits here. Either really close with their mom or not close at all.
Leo moon: y’all are so fun to be around and adventure with but MY GOD you guys gotta stop wallowing in self pity all the damn time it’s really unattractive and it gets old. Anyways you have really nice hair and you’re funny as fuck. Your emotions fill the room (which can be good and bad)
Virgo moon: this is my moon sign and I’ve only met 2 other people with this placement. Anxiety and nervousness are high. You can be too hard on yourself and you only focus on your negative traits which seems to make them stand out more. Smart from a young age, great chefs, so helpful and always have the best advice. May appear judgy but actualy the most understanding
Libra moon: they crave human interaction and close relationships. Sweetest human beings and they’re SO full of love for other people. self esteem issues usually root from childhood. Can be flaky and emotions are usually oppressed or all over the place. not very trustworthy depending on your relation with them. They love to gossip lmao
Scorpio moon: LOYAL AF. Kinky but can be really insecure or anxious when it comes to actual sex. You guys love to help other people with their problems but when it comes to your own issues/feelings you shut down. Great listeners and very trusting
Sagittarius moon: The sexiest moon sign imo. Your presence is uplifting and you’re so open minded and accepting of everyone. You put on a great show but it’s so hard to actually get to know you. So damn flighty and unloyal, I wish you’d stay a little longer
Capricorn moon: Dry sense of humour, Stubborn and hardheaded but it’s soooo hot. Are you ever NOT sarcastic???? Y’all are so self conscious you really gotta stop beating yourself up because so many people admire you. Some of the most generous people ik are cap moons!
Aquarius moon: You have the rep of being an unemotional alien but you’re actually the most needy people I know??? Emotions are all over the place and you can be kind of narcissistic. You are unique and you have a wide variation of interests. Usually very talented. Old souls
Pisces moons: Gentle and SO kindhearted. There can be dissociative tendencies and sometimes you’re really self destructive. May seem disinterested and and shut down most of the time but they’re not. They care so much more than you know. Substance abuse
Please don’t take any of these personal! These are only people I’ve met and you must understand there are many other factors that make up who they are. x
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