Autor: anggie5555
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: if hannah montana was an internationally recognized pop superstar, why was miley’s only form of disguise a blonde wig? how would the people at her school not recognize her face? if you saw a girl at your school with the face of taylor swift walking around but with black hair, you wouldn’t see it and assume it was just a student with her taylor swift’s exact facial features, would you??if lorde suddenly dyed her hair blonde she wouldn’t become unrecognizable to everyone, right?? and wasn’t billy ray famous before she was even born?? ignoring the fact that his only disguise was a moustache, did word not get out in the media that he had a kid??? wouldn’t tmz still exist in this world? how did he convince everyone that his daughter was named hannah and not miley??? wouldn’t they assume that “hannah montana” was a stage name anyway considering billy ray’s last name was stewart?? wasn’t billy ray her manager??? didn’t he perform with his daughter multiple times??? how was he not recognized???? he was famous enough to have dolly parton be the godmother of his daughter, right????? why is jason earles so creepy????????
Lily from Hannah Montana was clearly a lesbian and her being straightwashed was one of the greatest acts of lesbophobia I’ve ever witnessed
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special “Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana”. Both characters can’t exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god
you make my heart go all … “AHKHSKVSLGSGLSBS💞💖❤️❤️💖💖❤️💖❤️❤️💘❤️❤️💘❤️💖💖❤️❤️❤️uwu!!!!!💞💞💖❤️💞💞💞❤️❤️💞❤️💕❤️💕💞💞💞❤️❤️💕💕UWU shshhsh ndndbhdjsnsnsn💖💖💞💖❤️💖💖”
good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window
me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES
a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging
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